February 2012
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What if everytime I open the fridge all the good food hides. And that’s why I think we never have any food in this house. But really the good food is just trying to protect itself.
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Sometimes I have these thoughts like, “Oh how I’d like to be in perfect physical shape and beautifully fit.”
But then I come home to my fridge.
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It’s funny how the majority of the clothes in my closet are grey.
Like my insides.
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I have yet to understand why highschool even exists.
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In my Spanish class we had to pick Spanish names at the beginning of the year. So I was like “Okay, Eva’s still kind of white. I like it I’ll pick that one.” But the bitch in front of me HEARD me say that and picked it before I could.
justremovethearrow:
goodmessagepussy:
I’m going to say this once and only once.
Not everything needs to be dubstep.
ONCE- AND ONLY ONCE- AND ONLY ONCE- AND ONLY ONCE- AND ONLY
NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT
“not everything needs to be-“
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WUB WUB WIWIWIWIWIWIWIWIWIWIWIWIWIWI WUUUB WUUUUB
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We have so many teachers at my school who have the entirely wrong idea as to what their profession is all about.
First of all, they repeatedly tell me that I’ll never use half the things I’m learning here. That really makes me want to try.
Second of all, they care about my dresscode more than my education. “Never mind that you have a test next period, go home and change into...
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One time my friend Sydney came over and we made red velvet cake and cupcakes and they both sucked.
She chased my down the street with a spatula thing in her underwear and it was raining.
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I really think if it was socially acceptable to go out in public sporting only a sweatshirt and panties I would.
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You never truly know what you have until you clean your room.
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The other day my friend Kennady was all whining about how she wants a boy who can play guitar and sing and she wants to know what it’s like and she wishes someone would treat her right and take her to dinner blah blah blah.
Basically, exactly like my boyfriend. She’s always bragging on shit that I don’t have, and I figured it was my turn. So I’m like…
“Sorry...
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I really see my school more than I see my house.
Why can’t it be like “Yea I see my bed more than I see the sun.”
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There’s this girl at my school that looks like you camwowed her face.
And I feel really bad for noticing this.
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My boyfriend’s friends make mine look normal. Let me explain how this is a big deal.
His friend Landry’s in a band. A screamo band. A screamo Christian band. On Saturday he had a show and Trey wanted to go. Okay, I can handle that.
“Okay before we get there I just want to warn you that this is going to be a little weird. I don’t really encourage these kind of things and...
January 2012
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hellokittychainsaw:
what did the buffalo say when he dropped his kid off at school
bison
a-v-e-u-x:
jESUS i cant wait to get out of high school seriously
That makes 2 of us.
Treat me like a joke and i'll leave your ass like...
I really just sat there and watched a Victorious add on youtube.
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“If you don’t have a iPhone you’re doing something wrong with your life.”
If you don’t know when to use “an” you’re doing something wrong with your life.