December 2009
27 posts
i wonder what lady gaga wears to sleep.
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Nothing, I would suppose.
Littlest Pet Shop band aids and kiddy soap in my...
LIKE A FUCKING BOSS.
What I got for Christmas:
Laptop
Pajamas
Money
Flannels
Candy
Snuggie (really funny guys)
Sweat pants
Who cares? I got a laptop!
Thanks mom&dad
A Rocket To The Moon - Don’t Forget Me
Life is pretty, in the simplist form of the...
“Dating is really hard. Maybe its cause people aren’t crazy like me. But the best...”
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How fantastic;
Dani: Hey Paige! Sabrina told me to tell you if you don't stop talking "shit" about her she's going to kick your ass. How dumb is that?
Me: Oh, how sweet. Tell her I said thank you and Merry Christmas.
*Sees Sabrina in the hall*
Sabrina: That BITCH told me Merry Christmas!
I like the way you think, Bullwinkle.
I’d really like some ice cream right now. That’s about it.
My nail polish? Yea, it glows in the dark.
A list of things I currently want:
Comfy sweater
Hug
Better friends
Carnival rides
Spontaneous kissing
Crackers
Dr. Pepper
Yellow/orange vans
Chapstick
Normality
Heart cookies
Courage
A good book
Movie that makes me cry
Sleep
Dream that I don’t want to wake up from
Him to quit
There’s too much.
When I grow up, I'm going to be happy.
I think I don’t like dating, at all. I don’t mind just having guys to like and kiss here and there, but I don’t like dating. I just kind of want to know who I’m supposed to be with already. So then maybe I can be like, “Oh yea I’ve always got him.” I don’t know, maybe I just don’t like waiting. Or maybe I’m just weird. Yea, that’s...
God created the universe. The end.
That’s what I’m turning in tomorrow. Hi science failure.
“Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater. If you give her a sperm,...”
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