December 2011
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Slut of all sluts: New Year new me! ~~
Tumblr: lol
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I think you could fall in love with anyone if you saw the parts of them no one else gets to see. Like if you followed them around invisibly for a day and saw them crying in their bed at night or singing in the shower or humming quietly to themselves as they make a sandwich or even just walking along the street. And even if they were really weird and had no friends at school, I think, after...
jersey shore
heyytheredanii:
honestly, stop hating on it. im from jersey and it is an amazing show. so stop hating on the state and the people here and gtfo.
kthanks<3
LOL WUT
-torment:
I just like to go on Facebook to laugh at all the illiterates
Anonymous asked: :) x
Anonymous asked: You're a fucking prick.
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My mom always thinks my room’s a mess and I’m like, “Mom, you don’t quite understand. It’s just all on display, so I can find everything easier.”
Looks like I won’t be eating today.
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I finally like you back but you just want to be bestfriends. Yayayayayay.
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Do you realize that all great literature is all about what a bummer it is to be...
– Kurt Vonnegut, A Man Without a Country
darkcanuck
(via burgerqueeeen)
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I found my seventh grade journal the other day.
I can’t even begin to tell you how stupid I was. Seriously, I thought that middle school mattered and it would actually be a big part of my life. Shit, I don’t even remember much of it anymore and it hasn’t even been that long. Apparently I thought I was in love with my first little boyfriend because the whole thing is about him.
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I love my boyfriend!
LOL wait I don’t have one.
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Me: Macy can you go get me my glasses?
Macy: Seriously you can't even see the TV?
Me: Obviously not.
Macy: Alright well these are some football players running around and this is the ball.
Me: You're an asshole.
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Even if you’re on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there.
– Will Rogers
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That awkward moment when the awkward moment status...
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I seriously think the last time I had a good cry was when I was accidentally high on my new medicine and it was because I lost a solitaire game.
Such a tough life.
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I remember when I believed in Santa my mom was always great at keeping me innocent. She’d leave a bit of a cookie at the bottom of the chimney and type up a letter like it was from him. She’d say, ”I think I heard the printer last night, you better go check.” She even managed to get the gifts under the tree without waking me up on the couch.
I had an amazing childhood.
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yousetyourselfup:
Your beauty is beyond compare With flaming locks of auburn hair With ivory skin and eyes of emerald green Your smile is like a breath of spring Your voice is soft like summer rain And I cannot compete with you.
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It’s like you’re saying one thing, but you mean the opposite.
Not really understanding why you feel the need to fake it with me.