The other day my friend Kennady was all whining about how she wants a boy who can play guitar and sing and she wants to know what it’s like and she wishes someone would treat her right and take her to dinner blah blah blah. 

Basically, exactly like my boyfriend. She’s always bragging on shit that I don’t have, and I figured it was my turn. So I’m like…

“Sorry Kennady I’m already dating Trey. But I can tell you stories about it.”

Excuse me let me go cool down this bitch I just burned.