The guy who stole my purse went to jail.
He signed my mom’s credit card with his own name.
Let’s all take a moment to be proud of society’s accomplishments.
So I left my purse in my friends care last night, that got broken into.
Goodbye purse, permit, car keys, wallet, five dollars, Victoria Secret giftcard, mom’s credit card, glasses, Dilliards gift card, other Dillards gift card, Buckle giftcard, chapstick, key chain, Starbucks giftcard, once again my beautiful, BEAUTIFUL new purse. You will be greatly missed.
Funeral processions will be held at Rosewood funeral home at 6 pm Tuesday night. We ask you bring donations instead of flowers. Thank you for your time and support.
This is my best friend, in the entire world, laid out on a stove in an egg costume.
