What happened to being in a relationship? People just walk around now like, “I haven’t had a good fuck in awhile who’s up for a go?” Seriously. And then you’ve got these twelve year olds saying, “I’m not a slut; I just like to have sex.” What even is life.

Why does everyone come to me to talk about sex. Like really why I’m a virgin.

People think I’m one of those people who hails abstinence.

Really though, I just can’t put up with anyone long enough to have sex.